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SALE Sterling Silver Spoon engraved with DSA

Sterling Silver Spoon

★★★★★ 128 reviews
$249.99 $89.99

Did your grandpa make generational wealth crushing unions in a right-to-work state? No matter! This Labor Day, give yourself the gift that only true socialists can rightfully enjoy: a genuine sterling silver spoon.

Free engraving available. Choose from "Property Is Theft" or your family crest.

SALE Champagne flute set engraved with DSA

Champagne Flute

★★★★★ 94 reviews
$180.00 $59.99

Hand-blown crystal for toasting the coming revolution from the rooftop of your second home. No cava or prosecco allowed; this set of 4 is meant only for the proper French grapes of your childhood.

Sold as a set of 6, but you'll receive 4. Socialist math.

WAITLIST Special Black Member Dashiki

Special "Black Member" Dashiki

★★★★☆ 17 reviews
$74.99

Unfortunately, we have not yet met the manufacturer's minimum order of 10 units, because we do not have enough Black members. If you believe your wearing of this product would not be cultural appropriation (or otherwise offensive to the community you are gentrifying), please register below for committee review.

Approval process includes a review of your Spotify Wrapped and a spot check of your bookshelf.

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